A (belated) Thank You Note to Mr Lee Kuan Yew and my Wishlist for Singapore



2015 is a big year for Singapore, celebrating its 50th birthday as an independent nation. As a sort of sign, maybe that of the start of a new era, the city-state mourns the passing away of its beloved founding father, Mr Lee Kuan Yew. A great lot of content has been written on LKY in the local and international press, and I am in no position to better analyse than those who have been following the development of Singapore and its main Man and his impact on the Singaporean, regional and international scenes. However, as an expatriate living for 5 years in the city state, whom likes to think of himself as a good observer, I feel like giving my honest opinion on the regretted leader, its legacy, and how Singapore can move forward. 

Lee Kuan Yew

A mythical leader


Like many others, locals and foreigners alike, I am grateful for what Lee Kuan Yew has sparked in Singapore. The countless message of condolences all could witness in the streets and on the media were just mind boggling, and everyone seemed unanimous to say that a fierce and truly extraordinary leader had just passed. 

There were also articles that were more critical of LKY and his methods. Immediately, the authors of these articles were lashed on, not so much by the government, but by the citizens, calling these people disrespectful, national traitors, and more... Mr Lee Kuan Yew probably had a good heart deep inside, since he cared for his fellow citizens, but in a state where most of the media is in the government 's hands, one must be wary of the fine line between a rightful celebration and the excess of turning LKY in a sort of god-like figure.

One can have immense respect for the results delivered by LKY, but also recognize the man's flaws. He was human, and humans are imperfect. I guess that the emotion was so strong that some people just cannot hear criticism in those times of mourning.  

As a matter of fact, if he had been perfect, he probably would not have achieved all he did. Like good ol' Winston Churchill once said:


"You do not make an omelette without breaking eggs" would be another way to put it...
Does the end justifies the means? It is a philosophical question, and one I believe we will never find a definite answer, for life and society keep moving on. One thing is for sure: the end certainly requires the means.

LKY certainly stood up for something: his vision of Singapore. And he delivered with the help of an inspired group of people and the work and determination of Singaporeans. Great vision always make collateral damages. Although some opponents were shut and oppressed, there were no execution and, besides the 1969 Race Riots, not bloodshed on the path of Singapore progress in the last 50 years... 

Singapore found inspiration around the world and imported the best practices for 50 years. Today, Singapore as a nation, holds an impressive score board and a top ranking in many global lists: GDP, ease of doing business, health care quality, education, etc... Now, what can you benchmark when you are basically on top almost everywhere?

It is probably the biggest challenge Singapore will have to face in the coming years. Finding a way to more growth, not only economically, but a society, as a population. Many agree to say that now is the time for Singapore to show that it can innovate on its own and re-invent itself.

For whatever it might be worth, here is my humble, little

Wishlist for Singapore


Republican principles should be applied to the fullest, with free, unbiased election,.

Conversations need to be open and press should be freed. The government needs to trust its good citizens to make their own opinion and the right choices for the future. No more lethal taxes on opinionated blogs to indirectly close them down. No jailing of young & silly YouTuber's. 

Enforce decent human right policies for immigrant workers, and measures to safeguard social cohesion, racial harmony

Try to cool down the incredibly competitive, kiasu as locals would put it, education system. Singapore needs more creative and multi-faceted people for innovating.

More benches and water features in parks, and turn unused green state properties into more parks before they are auctioned to real estate developers.

More pedestrian-only streets and spaces, at least during the weekends, allowing pop-up stands, flea markets to take place. Every one likes roads without congestion, but people also enjoy their streets. 

Re-allow shisha smoking: I really don't understand the double standards here.
Why prohibiting, on one hand, willing adults to get together to smoke an apple-flavored tobacco, and on the other hand, let people burn piles of fake money all around town to feed the hungry ghosts tradition, generating heavy smokes impacting everyone's health, from children to elders, willing or not? 

Last but not least, Singapore should fully endorse, on the political stage, the same role of regional thought leader and influencer, as it holds on the economical stage. And demonstrate a more humanitarian approach and involvement into regional social and environment issues (Rohingya's persecution in Myanmar, haze in Indonesia, rampant political corruption in Malaysia, money laundering in the region, etc...). Too often, you could be under the impression that Singapore takes a passive stance on these questions solely to protect economic interests. Is money all that really matters when you are already one of the richest nation on earth? Surely, you don't want to be considered the Scrooge Mc Duck of all the world's nations. And well, this is not only the government's responsibility. This is where a free-thinking, mature, first world population, in a democratic society, should be able to seek more objective and thorough information, and be able to express its concerns publicly.

No place in the world is perfect, but I have to admit that the Singapore that LKY founded easily ranks among the very best, and I am sincerely grateful to be given the opportunity to live and work here, so I would like to conclude with a big

THANK YOU


Mr LEE Kuan Yew


for showing that there is sustainable value for a society in the values of integrity, transparency, and hard work.

for igniting the building of a courteous, prosperous and forward-thinking nation where citizens and foreigners alike feel the necessity and drive for continuous growth, and the means to pursue personal and collective ambitions.


52 Weeks 52 Tests - Week 22 - Taiwanese Experiments


 As with any new destination, there is a huge number of new places, faces, things, foods, and everything else to discover, and I have a way too big backlog of posts to write a novel, so here you go, an unpretentious bullet point-type of photo reportage about my weekend in Taiwan in May.

I landed and headed to Jiufen, where I had read Taipei people like to go for the weekend because in the mountain. Got dropped off by the bus in the middle of nowhere, seriously lacking sleep and caffeine, after having overshot passed my destination.



But luckily, I immediately met two European artists, waiting at another bus stop. They recommended I go check the Hualien county instead of spending time at Jiufen, so I took the same bus as them and took the speed train from Ruifang to Hualien.

Patrick and Irene

By the way, Patrick and Irene do some great art! Check out some of their works at
www.irenepascual.com
www.morarescu.de


Was pleasantly surprised by Taiwan's east coast scenery, blessed by the collision between high mountains and the sea.

I visited the Taroko Gorge in a taxi with 3 young lads



and then the night market at Hualien.


 


On the next day, I decided to do a big scooter roadtrip to discover more remote places from the Hualien county

Hualien Sugar Factory
Baci

Hualien




A good day to be on the road!



Then, moving on to Taipei...

I had my first AirBnB stay at Mr Garlic Love's place. Garlic was really awesome to show me around the neighborhood and took me to dine some delicious dumplings at a street side restaurant that I would never have found (or dared trying by myself).





Then, the plan was to go out for some live music, so we had a few warm-up drinks, in the form of shot glasses in which were dropped Ice Cream balls (cleverly used as mixers + ice) and Vodka shots.

I am going to keep this idea, it was so convenient (if only I can find these ready made ice cream balls in Singapore) 



We then went on to listen to minimal and progressive techno until 6 AM at Pipe.
A really awesome experience compared to the somewhat bland Singapore nightlife scene.



I struggled to come back by myself, under the rain, not speaking mandarin, and quite intoxicated. I had to hike two different taxis and walk in circles for 20 minutes before I could find Garlic's place, and the well deserved bed.

I was served with a nice early bird view of Taipei 101 though, coming back to the 'hood


 On the next day, we (my hungover and me) went to visit the Contemporary Art Museum,




and somehow ended up in a gigantic Cosplay gathering.




For the second night, we had a more quiet one, staying at Garlic's place, listening to music, drinking more vodka and having fun.

Wang Wei and Polly, two nice Taiwanese friends, who had just crashed their scooter and themselves on the floor

Eating crazy spicy snacks with Pepper Flower. So special and unique that I bought a whole pack of it!



And I rounded up my trip by a visit to the leather shop Ivan, in order to buy some important tools I needed, and of course: leather!


It was like being in a candy store and I wanted to buy everything. Well, I ended up buying more than I should, of course, but the damage was contained by the time that was running fast, and I had to go back to the Airport and catch my flight.

That was a pretty rad weekend, and I would be pleased to go back...
Thanks Taiwan!

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52 Weeks 52 Tests - Week 21 - Floating

After 2 weeks of musical abundance with Hardwell and, on the other side of the spectrum, The Wailers, it was time for some introspection and quiet.
In what would be the 9th most powerful economy in the world, California, the stressed out and hyper active show business people and start-up artists have long been experimenting with ways to wind down. One of the latest hype comes in the form of spending some time in a sensory deprivation chamber. Yes, you read correctly.

Why sensory deprivation? 

You are right, it would probably make no sense at all if the said chamber did not come in the form of a giant, light therapy equipped, bathtub. What's most important, is that the tub is filled with a water saturated with Epsom salt, and that makes you float like a buoy on its surface.

The goal here is simply to put you in a quiet environment, preserved from external stimuli, and let you exert not doing anything for one hour, whilst letting your body receive the claimed benefits of Epsom salts:

Relief for pain/inflammation: helps relieve stress, muscles aches, headache/migraine, joint pain

Improves skin condition: relief for acne, eczema and rashes; reduce wrinkles by promoting skin hydration

Detoxification and recovery; improves blood circulation, draws out lactic acid to relieve fatigue

Sensory deprivation allows the mind to rest better, shutting out the stress and stimulus that wears us down over the course of a day. Quality rest in a flotation pod is the best remedy for insomnia, jet lag. 

(information above from the website of Float Singapore, where I had this experience)

The process

Upon arrival, I was given a glass of Alkaline water, and after a quick briefing on does and don'ts, was showed to the floating room.





A shower is there for good hygiene, as it is recommended to float naked.

Apparently, motivational grand master Tony Robbins had been floating in that very bathtub the day before me. I did not, and still do not know what to do with this information, except that Tony's ball sack and mine technically floated in the same liquid within a 24 hour time span. Maybe I'll derive some benefits from that too, who knows? :)

It is a strange sensation when you get in that tub: the temperature is close to your body's, and you are not floating unless you lie down and spread your body completely.
In accordance with the warning I received, I first experienced some pain in the neck, due to our habits of having the head tilt down/forward, sleeping with pillows, and watching our smartphones / computers / tablets... Passed the initial discovery of the floating, I tried to meditate and really relax, so I focused on my breath. And it worked really well... I fell asleep, and with the body forgetting temporarily about gravity, I woke up feeling I was falling from my bed!! So I tried to grab something, but there is nothing to grab in the chamber, and it ended up in some ridiculous splashes and me trying to regain stability.

Did it work? 

Well, I can't really tell for the long term benefits, but I felt really well rested after the session, and my injured right knee (ACL torn last year) felt really better as I walked up some stairs shortly after. I also slept like a baby.

Will I go again? 

I would not say no, and might consider if I feel I truly need some relaxation in a period of stress. But at about 80-100$ per session, it is not some kind of everyday indulgence for everyone...

A good test nonetheless!


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52 Weeks 52 Tests - Week 20 - Watching Reggae Legend Bob Marley live,... without Bob Marley

After watching the biggest DJ in the world live the previous week, it was tough to go harder, so why not go all the way smoother. And, well, basically catch any band from the limited options available in Singapore.

There came the Jamaicans! The Wailers, the supporting band from legendary Bob Marley, are still touring! It was kind of amazing to read they would be playing at Tanjong Beach Club, the otherwise m'as-tu-vu beachfront restaurant / bar located in Sentosa...

The Wailers

Sounded like the perfect plan for a Sunday, and trust me, it was!
After a couple of home drinks we headed to TBC about halfway through the supporting acts. Ordered another bottle of vodka, and started to feel the vibe...Irie!

The rest of the afternoon felt really good - thanks to the Wailers - who really know their reggae...
They kept playing, perfectly and with a real intensity, the hits that made Bob a superstar. Everyone knew the songs of course and many people were singing. It really felt great to be dancing at a slower pace, and to something other than "EDM"...



Thank you the Wailers, come back anytime!

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52 Weeks 52 Tests - Week 19 - Dancing to the #1 DJ in the world, in Avatar Land

I hate the term "EDM", which stands for Electronic Dance Music. 
It's a pretty damn stupid re-branding for Dance Music. As far as I can remember (I am born in the 80s), all dance music has been electronic for 30 years. Anyway, that's beside the point...

I had never seen a super famous DJ live when Hardwell decided to visit in Singapore. My weekend mayhem partner Lani bought the tickets, and so we went to Gardens By the Bay, the huge garden that Singapore build to entertain its international guests staying at the nearby world famous Marina Bay Sands, as well as its local population. This garden, and in particular, its "SuperTrees" take surreal colors at night, which made for an awesome after party walk after the concert. 


At the concert, young, hot, rich kids were dancing the (early) night (yeah, most outdoor concerts and festivals finish shortly after midnight in conservative Singapore). We danced like crazies too.



Impressive stage, stunning light work, fireworks, huge ass sound, equatorial weather: all was in place to allow me to soak my t-shirt move after move, until hearing a beat and an additional "put your hands up in the air" was too much to bear.

Thanks Hardwell though, it was good to dance it all away.

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7 Questions Expatriates Ask Themselves After Years in Singapore

Why is time flying so fast, and how come am I still here? Is Singapore getting more awesome by-the-day or is it just me getting pleased with what I have?

(ok, that's many question in one.) 

For people who have lived abroad a lot and are able to make a rationale assessment of a location, Singapore is an awesome place to live in.

In particular, I want to focus on the growing cultural scene. Historically, I have heard many complaints that Singapore's cultural and entertainment offering is low. It was probably true 10 years ago, less and less so today. It might not have the depth and variety in all categories that cities like New York, London or Paris have to offer, but realistically, if you are a working professional with limited available leisure time, and you are reasonably curious, you should not get bored in Singapore.

There is enough here to discover different foods every day, to find your home ingredients, to have a drink at a new bar every week end, and try a new activity every week (which makes it possible for me to run a 52 Weeks 52 Tests Experimentation Challenge this year). There are indie cinemas opening up, plenty of new restaurant opening each month with fresh concepts, local makers and a 42,000 strong startup scene, an October fest, block parties, hipster coffees, unlimited shopping, a plethora of travel destination within a 5 hours flight radius, green parks, barbecues to attend, and an unlimited amount of friends of all nationalities to be made...

A SuperTree from Garden By The Bay, at night

My short answer is yes, with a few exceptions, Singapore is getting more awesome every day.

Why am I still living in a shared flat?

Because you are not making enough money, basically...
Yup, it somehow sucks to live in the most expensive city in the world. You are making good money, but you still have to clean after your roommate and you probably pay more than USD 1,000 for your room.
Work harder, change jobs or get luckier and you might be able to upgrade your space. Expats, there are HDBs too, and no law forces you to rent in a condo...



Living in Asian urbania is for hard workers, and for people who don't mind some promiscuity. If you like living in huge homes, well you might wanna consider living somewhere else. 
Don't get me wrong, space is true luxury... I often wish I had an office/workshop to work in the weekend or after work instead of my dining room table... To come back to the previous point, would I feel the same urge to create if I were living in a quietest city? I'm not so sure.

Well, you live in a shared flat but you have a roof over your head, and you live in an exciting place. Stop comparing with others all the time and be content ;-)

Will I ever get used to the Heat?

No, you won't.
You will probably pay less attention to it, at most, but you will not get used to it.

30 degrees and 70+% of humidity is what it is. Your blood temperature is not too far from that, so even after years here, your blood will still boil under the scorching sun.

Singaporeans don't also, they have simply, knowingly or not, adapted their routines and hacked living under the equator.

Have you tried cooling drinks such as the 3 legs rhinoceros water, or grass jelly drink?

Will I ever get used to the Hot Spiciness ?

You might.
You might not.

But one thing is for sure, you are likely to grow a strong appreciation for fragrant and fiery foods...
I sometimes surprise myself going to the fridge to get chili sauce to add to my homemade western food. I shocked my parents with the amount of pepper i dropped in the last meal I cooked for them...

How am I going to tolerate life in another place?

Tough question. Many friends who have left Singapore now admit they do miss the lifestyle.
What is there to miss? The "usual" Singapore credentials: efficiency, cleanliness, safety, warmth (of the climate, not the people...), cheap travel opportunities, condominium lifestyle facilities (oh the morning swim...), cheap and delicious street food,...

I believe everyone would be different on this question, but I already feel the comforting sensation of coming back to Singapore after a week in the wilderness of Indonesia, Thailand, and/or most countries surrounding the Lion city...

Am I turning Singaporean?

If you are taking pictures of your food, or add chili to it without even tasting it, 
If not being the first in line makes you anxious,
If you spend a month salary in a handbag (for girls), or watch (for boys), 
If you say lah / lor / leh at the end of some of your sentences,
If you call your taxi driver your uncle, 
If the smell of Durian is becoming familiar and almost pleasant to your nostrils,
If you see your morning savior personified in the form of soft boiled eggs, a strong and sweet milk coffee and kaya toast,
If you think it is fine to spend hours inside a 16 degrees refrigerated shopping mall whilst it's sunny and 30 outside, 

You might be turning Singaporean...  
(maybe you should consider applying for Permanent Residency)

...and the flip side question: Will I ever Integrate?

Unfortunately many expats leave Singapore after 2 years and conclude that Singapore is "safe, clean, sunny, cosmopolitan, convenient, it has a dynamic economy, low taxes,..." All these adjectives are valid definition, but these opinions could as well come straight from the mouth of tourists that stopped over for 2 days on the island on the way to the beaches of Thailand. 

It's actually quite sad, because there is more to Singapore... Singapore is a country with 50 years of history, and it is still a time for pioneers and adventurers alike, should you be willing to display the right attitude. You get what you give... Although Singapore lifestyle is reputedly quiet, you may feel an energy, and a context that is favorable for blooming and personal reinvention.

Are you an expat in Singapore? What do you think? 

9$ Computers, the Headaches of Tech, and the Art of Not Giving a Fuck

A Love & Hate relationship.
This could totally sum up how I relate with technology. As a "tech" worker at large, and a citizen/consumer, I get a free double shot.

People all around the world embrace technology for the marvelous progress it can bring, from reducing painstaking activities, to enabling communication with our loved ones and accessing an endless amount of content.

Yet, at the same time, we recognize that technology can be addictive, alienating, time devouring, damaging to environment and social ties...

What happens when hundreds of millions of people share the same passion, conscious or not, for technology? What happens when business, small and large, start harnessing its power?
The change in society accelerates exponentially, both good and bad...

One problem I see is that most of us never really pause to reflect on what we want technology to really do for us, and for society at large.

Ethical questions surrounding technology usage are rarely debated publicly, or part of political programs, and pretty much a private preserve for tech minded folks, corporations and academia.

We live in an era where you get an operational, new computer for 9$ so, whilst this article is not a manifesto of any kind, I have gathered here a number of links about thought provoking tech news from my readings in the previous months...

Today's geeks and nerds are now able to dream and produce an actual hoverboard,

Tony Hawk riding a hoverboard
or a Star Trek's style food replicator.

Genie is the Nespresso for food, basically...
Imagine the above food machine connected to health sensors able to assess your nutritional needs in real time, and preparing the personalized meals you need... It seems to be this company's long term goal and well, it is pretty much the "Mange-machine" used by some kind of advance alien as described by French author Rene Barjavel in his 1968 Sci-Fi effort "La Nuit des Temps" ("The Ice People" in English, an excellent read)

While we wait for these machines to reach the department stores, you might soon be able to store your products in a fridge made of jelly that uses no energy.

A jelly fridge? Take my money, now!
We will probably take care of ourselves through extremely personalized treatments enabled by our better understanding of the human body:
- Genome sequencing technology,
- Brain mapping,
- Research on our microbiomes,
- Big (health) data gathered from our own willing inputs as consumers of health wearables and connected medical equipment (like this thermometer+stethoscope),

Singularity is near, like technology oracle (and business man above all) Ray Kurzweil puts it. His premise is that when the sectors of health and energy will experience an electroshock similar as what the communication sector experienced with internet, we will witness our evolution into a new species of human...

Well, these popular T-shirts have a way of putting it, too...

At this juncture, and talking about evolution, I can't resist but sharing an appropriate one of my favorite songs and music video.



Back to our technology-induced intoxicating high.

We will soon diagnose serious diseases like cancer faster than ever before (by taking a pill, or by blowing in an attachment to your phone). You can also expect to be cured in a less invasive way, via nano machines delivering drugs at very precise body location, or by using your own genetic material to grow your own spare body parts... New bone anyone?



The convergence of recent technology advance and new economic models such as crowdfunding is powerful, and an opportunity to leverage the imagination power of billions of humans to tackle our most pressing issues. I am very, very curious to see where this will take us and I believe we underestimate the impact that co-creation will have on our future.

Take for instance, the below Ocean Cleanup Project, dreamed by a smart young dutch guy, to whom crowdfunding platform gave great exposure, and an opportunity to develop his idea towards an actualization.


The above is the good side of things, but crowdfunding can also give birth to downright ridiculous and wasteful...
How about a wearable for tracking your pet's health?
or funding the creation of a holder dedicated to carrying solely watermelons?

Of course, every one has its own views on what's ridiculous and what's not... There is no shortage of ideas that can make money. But just as correlation doesn't equate causation, innovative doesn't necessarily equal useful.

Luckily, I notice that many projects found on crowd platforms are geared towards "improving things", but it might not help to curb down the stuffocation problem we face more and more in the so called "developed" world.

How many empowered innovators will come to actually regret their idea like the inventor of the coffee pod system behind the successful Nespresso?
Only time will tell.

Another video showing Microsoft's productivity vision displays impressive ways we will work in the future. I was quite seduced by the maritime surveying technology.


But man, all these screens...
They look cool, and surely feel cool to use but... how are we going to source the rare earth elements and metal required in their production?
Currently, these come at 97% from China. And it's not pretty.

A toxic wasteland, near Baogang rare earth exploitation site, in China 

Well, guess what, there are entrepreneurs looking at this problem... The end game of US company Planetary Resources, lead by Silicon Valley guru and Singularity University co-founder Peter Diamandis is to go tap the infinite reserve of the universe for these rare earth components.
Practically, that means to mine asteroids to collect the precious raw materials of our trans human lifestyle and bring them back to earth. Bold, to say the least.

We will need a lot of those commodities if we are to build the gigantic machines and run the software that will print houses and buildings on earth.



We might be be able to offer emergency shelter to survivors of natural disasters at a rapid speed.
We will also be able to bring down the cost of construction, and cover the earth with more and more houses to lodge the fast rising global population...


If you want to see the above counter moving in real time, click here. It's somewhat humbling.

Not only are we packing the planet with more and more humans (augmented humans or not), but we might not soon be the only cognitive species on Earth. Robots will soon be among us, and they might rise to power. This is NOT sci-fi. This is 2015.

I mean, robots are already making large profits on the stock markets. But what happens when artificial intelligence meets our millions of connected devices? Well, it interrogates us on our understanding of consciousness, and even prolific technologists and scientists are concerned about our current level of control.

This is all very dizzying. 

When we start to think of harnessing compulsive wankers to alleviate the energy crisis, one can seriously wonder if we aren't already doomed.

So, what to do? 

Well, first, you should learn to give the right amount of fuck depending of the situation. And try to be happy.

Take the Swiss as your example. Switzerland tops this year's World Happiness Report
And what's one thing that defines Switzerland people? 
You guessed it: Switzerland does not give a fuck. 


Switzerland is a neutral country, sitting in the very center of Europe, yet, NOT PART OF IT.
And not giving a single fuck.

Growing up sometimes means giving less fucks, or giving fucks to what fucking matters. But growing takes time... Trees know that. So, the world should grow steadily, like a fucking tree.

And if you don't want to grow like a tree, then use one to grow furniture sustainably...



The world is full of ideas. Let's just pick the right ones.

Let's also try not not to waste our own energy, and our precious time on old debates, conventions, and etiquette rules that, although giving a sense of security, can also make everything surrounding us more blur. It will help save time, the one and only non renewable commodity for each and every one of us. Let's pick the right fights, take heart felt risks, and give the rest the appropriate amount of fuck.

Peace.

52 Weeks 52 Tests - Week 18 - Spending a Weekend Where No One Goes: Semarang, Indonesia

Where are you going this weekend?
- Bali!
You?
- Thailand
How about you?
- Bali
You?
- Phuket
Hey, for this long weekend, are you going to...
- Thailand!

Oh well, you know what, I'm not going there.

I don't know where I am going. I just know there is an airport there and the flight is bloody cheap from Singapore. So I'm going. I won't read Lonely planet or the Internet for that matter. I just want out of the golden cage for a while. I don't want to find myself on the same route for once, and don't care whether certain destination boxes remain unchecked on my expat traveler scorecard when I leave Singapore, someday.

Semarang, Java, Indonesia, here I come.

DAY 1


I read it used to be a dutch colony.
That's about all I knew when I reached Changi airport with a very lightly packed backpack.

You know you are going somewhere strange when there is no queue at check in for your destination on a 3-days weekend

My first contact with Semarang was with the custom office, asking a wholesome 35$ for Visa upon arrival, which is actually 10$ more than Bali, and 20$ more than for Batam/Bintan. Of course, I had planned exactly 25$ and not more. Of course, the teller would not accept these 25$ completed with additional 10$ in Indonesian Rupiah. Either one currency, or the other. In Indonesia Rupiah at the teller's very exact FX rate "from the system, sir", 35$ transformed into 500,000 IDR, i.e 38$. Ok, not tooooo bad.
  
I just asked the taxi to take me to the city center, which seemed to be a no brainer. He dropped me at Simpang Lima (meaning 5 paths), a big carrefour (not the supermarket) centered around a huge patch of grass. I checked in at Hotel Horison after making a quick room quality check. Very comfy actually, except the access cards were constantly de-magnetising and denying me entry to my room. Spend a lot of time in the lift of that hotel that weekend, and complained increasingly vocally to the reception.

Apparently, there were a few buildings and places worth a visit in Semarang, good.

After a welcome ginger drink at the hotel, a 60' massage, I went to check the nearby malls. It was late, by conservative Java standards, and not many eateries still seemed open, except for the Pizza Hut in the nearby mall, and this is is where I had the smallest pizza in the world


Hold on, the best part is that this pizza is mean to "serve 1-2 people". Anyway, when you go to a gringo food chain thousands of miles of its homebase, what can you expect?

Maybe I should have eaten at Robuchon instead... They seem to be making a great fried chicken. Joel would love it, I am sure.





And what better after a good Robuchon meal than to have a nice BEEF BURGER CREPE ?
People from Brittany, France: in the name of the Indonesian people, I apologise.
Beef burger crepe. Why not a Tournedos Rossini with Vanilla Ice Cream. Crazy ah.





To round up the culinary curiosities from Semarang central mall, this salad growing system, using plastic tube was a strange encounter. Like hydroponics, but on anti-depressants.


Quite interesting though... It's true that after 3 days there, I was quite desperate to eat some greens. Growing lettuce in a tube is a good depiction of how desperate one could be to munch on greens. Anyway, I prefer lettuce to be grown that way rather than chickens...



In several places around the city I spotted these shops / kitchens selling brown meal bags of Nasi kambing, Nasi goreng, Nasi everything (Nasi means rice in Indonesian). I wonder how they track the expiration date...

Around Simpang Lima, there were huge strips of barbecue stalls (rather empty "late at night", i.e. 8PM...) Some of them looked appetizing, other didn't. I wish I had known a local at that point and had been introduced to a yummy local specialty...





And, at a corner of the square, this cheesy plastic, Disneyland-without-a-budget, castle clearly stood out... I thought "Oh, cool, maybe an arcade palace!"


Nah, it was mostly a shop selling biscuits. And sculptures (don't ask me).


DAY 2

After a good night sleep, a huge breakfast full of tasty but nasty carbs, I was ready to visit the few sites that the city had to offer.
First, I headed to Lawang Sewu (1000 doors), a massive 100 years old building built by the dutch and that has the reputation to be haunted...


It is a very empty place.


You can feel the pain of the curator to fill the gigantic place.





A special view from the building towards the city.



As you can see, the weather was not great that day, but I still enjoyed a leisurely Tuk Tuk stroll to the old town, legs forward in the city with my smiley driver.




I first found myself in some sort of bikers' market.



I bought a multi-purpose bandana and posed for the brand's Instagram account.


Then, I wandered around this old town, stuck in time, with its crumbling building.





It's a pretty strange atmosphere, for Indonesia.
The picture can not express the heat and ambient humidity of this city. At that point, I needed a drink and found a delicately gentrified cafe. 




I had to try something new, so I asked about the only drink whose name I did not recognize on the english language menu: Wedang Racik

Wedang Racik
It turned out to be a warm, pleasant herbal tea concoction...  I  had to ask for them to filter it, after some infusion time, because I had no idea how to drink this, with all the small pieces of "Secang" wood floating in the drink. I also had a lot of ginger and sugar of course (it seems like besides water, no drink comes unsweetened in Indonesia...if you know one, I'm all ears, comment below...)

And that was about it for the 2nd day. I returned to the hotel, had a sauna session, and a long massage. No beers, no drinks, no need, lah.

DAY 3 



What the above says, in the most beautiful language in the world, is that
"
I was awoken at 7AM by the screams "Allah Wakbar". As I opened the window, I was already intending to complain equally strong voice. But since these people were about a 1000, agitating black flags no dissimilar to those of IS, demanding charia law for Indonesia, and that I was only wearing a boxer and severely decaffeinated, I closed the windows and went back to bed.
"

A few hours later, I ate breakfast, made plans for a mixed copper / leather project for 3 hours in my hotel room, jumped in a taxi back to the airport, and flew back to Singapore.

And that was it.

Is Semarang worth visiting? Well, not really (unless you have to spend a night there to go to the Karimunjawa Islands) 
Was it entertaining in Semarang? Yes, somehow, if you can look with kids eyes and be easily satisfied.
Did I have a nice weather in Semarang? Nope.

but

Good massage? Check.
Random curiosities? Check.
A lot of rest? Check.
Time for myself? Check.
Good Nasi Goreng Special? Check. 

It is fun, to spend a weekend where no one goes.

For the comprehensive list of my weekly tests so far this year, click here
 

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